Every once and awhile I love the Friday Funnies from Casey.\u00a0 This one is one of the best.\u00a0<\/p>\n
Another British joke, with apologies to my friends in the industry…<\/em>\u00a0\u00a0<\/p>\n A banker parks his brand-new Porsche in front of the office to show it off to his colleagues.<\/p>\n As he’s getting out of the car, a lorry comes speeding along too close to the kerb and takes off the door before zooming off.<\/p>\n More than a little distraught, the banker grabs his mobile and calls the police.<\/p>\n Five minutes later, the police arrive. Before the policeman has a chance to ask any questions, the man starts screaming hysterically: “My Porsche, my beautiful silver Porsche is ruined. No matter how long it’s at the panel beaters, it’ll simply never be the same again!’<\/p>\n After the man finally finishes his rant, the policeman shakes his head in disgust.<\/p>\n “I can’t believe how materialistic you bloody Bankers are,” he says. “You lot are so focused on your possessions that you don’t notice anything else in your life.”<\/p>\n “How can you say such a thing at a time like this?” sobs the Porsche owner.<\/p>\n The policeman replies, “Didn’t you realize that your arm was torn off when the truck hit you?”<\/p>\n The Banker looks down in horror.<\/p>\n “BLOODY HELL!” he screams. “Where’s my Rolex?”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Every once and awhile I love the Friday Funnies from Casey.\u00a0 This one is one of the best.\u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2704","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news-articles-panama-perpsective"],"yoast_head":"\n