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Politicians should have two terms – one in office and the other in prison!\u00a0 More…..<\/p>\n

1. I’m not saying let’s go kill all the stupid people. I’m just saying let’s remove all the warning labels and let the problem work itself out.<\/p>\n

2. I changed my car horn to gunshot sounds. People move out of the way much faster now.<\/p>\n

3. You can tell a lot about a woman’s mood just by her hands. If she is holding a gun, she’s probably very cross.<\/p>\n

4. Gone are the days when girls cooked like their mothers. Now they drink like their fathers.<\/p>\n

5. You know that tingling little feeling you get when you really like someone you’ve just met? That’s common sense leaving your body.<\/p>\n

6. I don’t like making plans for the day because the word “premeditated” gets thrown around in court.<\/p>\n

7. I didn’t make it to the gym today. That makes 1,508 days in a row.<\/p>\n

8. I decided to stop calling the bathroom “the John” and rename it “the Jim.” I feel much better saying “I went to the Jim this morning.”<\/p>\n

9. Dear paranoid people who check behind shower curtains for murderers: If you find one, what’s your plan?<\/p>\n

Thanks and a hat tip to Ileana Warden<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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